Funny you would ask!
Actually, I don’t use actions at all. I edit all my photos by hand.
But here’s a quick tutorial for you:
Preheat your oven to 450 Kelvins:
Next, stick your photo in a Crock Pot - it has to be a green Pot for this to work (420 blaze it).
After that, shove a bottle of ketchup, some Tostitos Salsa dip (mild), and some tortilla lookin’ things in there.
Then, get a dog. Just shove it in there for some added flavor.
Now put your Crock Pot of goodness into the oven for 20 minutes until you smell the distinct scent of boiling ketchup.
And…. You’re done! Congrats. Now you know how to edit like a pro.
OMG AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAH THIS WAS SO EPIC